How To Spot The (So)Californian: Autumn Edition

By Judy Lee ‘17

It happens every year: it becomes fall, temperatures drop a deathly 5 degrees, and SoCal denizens everywhere are wandering through Trousdale cold and confused. Here’s how to spot the average SoCal student these next few weeks:

1. We are shivering and MISERABLE

What have we done to incur the wrath of the ice god?? Why do I not own clothes that will shield me from this cold oxygen?

2. We CANNOT EVEN

Wear every layer ever. EVER.

3. We don’t know which shoes to wear: flip flops or snow boots???

Is it going to be hot later? But my toes might be too cold?

4. We clutch our warm coffee and walk fast

If my thin cardigan can’t warm me, surely this grande PSL will save me.

5. We will TELL YOU IT IS COLD. ALL THE TIME.

On Instagram. In passing. Over lunch. In our sleep. Why is it so damn cold?!