The Trojan Love Story (As told By USC Yik Yak)

Judy Lee ‘17

Valentine’s Day is sweeping across the world, and the fair land of Troy is no exception. Here are some insights into love, grand romance, and Valentine’s Day…brought to you by USC Yik Yak.

I PRESENT TO YOU, THE TROJAN FAMILY…

When panic starts to set in that you’re Valentine-less:

Or, when you go with the “college admissions” route:

When frustration with college culture erupts:

Pt 2:

When you’re not sure what to do about your “other significant other”:

When you’re giving your Trojan Fam a quick PSA before sexy time:

When you’re newly liberated before the day of romance:

Though, at least alcohol will always be your bae:

When denial starts kickin’ in:

When you’ve just already embraced your single status:

When you settle for a different kind of love this weekend:

Not that it’s necessarily a bad thing…

When everything gets super real:

When giving sound economics advice to your peers:

When you overcome and exemplify Trojan resilience:

And my personal favorite, the well-executed poem/song alteration:

Stay classy, Trojan Fam. Stay classy.