If USC Dorms Were People

By Judy Lee ‘17

I’m going to preface this post by saying that I don’t mean to generalize in a derogatory way! Just some fun and games regarding our building stereotypes on campus. FRESHMAN: take this as you may…

Birnkrant

* Loves to talk about SAT scores
* Gets caught up on memes really easily
* Gets anxious about midterms and exam curves

Pardee Tower

* Chilled out (maybe a little too much)
* Has their Ground Zero order down pat
* Naps at all times

New/North

* Talks 25 decibels louder than necessary
* Was the kid you tried to impress while you were in high school
* Pretty much Greek row

Marks Hall/Tower

* Studies quietly and alone (can’t do groups, really)
* Building government-oriented
* Mumbles when you ask where they’re living

Trojan Hall

* Never actually in Trojan Hall except to sleep
* Never talks about their residence hall (not even to complain)
* Enjoys laying on the grass outside

Parkside

* Probably plays League of Legends
* Air conditioning was an absolute priority
* Enjoys routine 

Webb

* Basically lives at Cafe 84
* Doesn’t actually go to the gym
* Doesn’t want to hang out after class

Fluor

* Never not at the gym
* Always last to go home
* Just wants damn peace and quiet

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